|A Quiet Drink|
|Season 2, Episode 5|
|Air date||2 April 1975|
Some Enchanted Evening
Ballad for Wind Instruments and Canoe
The trio visit the Clothier's Arms, where one of the regular customers is a man named "Mouse" who is renowned for never buying a drink for anyone. The trio decide to con Mouse into buying a round by placing Tina, a drunken woman whose husband is carrying out dodgy business in the pub, in Mouse's car. The trio challenge Mouse to see how long they can all sit with an empty glass before one of them stands up, with the loser buying a round. Tina's husband rushes into the pub, yelling that his wife is driving around the car park in Mouse's car, causing him to stand up. Guest appearance by Larry Noble as Mouse.