|Ballad for Wind Instruments and Canoe|
|Season 2, Episode 6|
|Air date||9 April 1975|
A Quiet Drink
Northern Flying Circus
After a man named Arnpepper falls out of his canoe, the trio help him retrieve it. They decide to buy it from him, but soon lose it after attempting to try it out. They attempt to retrieve it in various ways, including hanging Compo over a bridge and putting on swimwear, which works until they lose the canoe again. The trio are forced to try to get home in the swimwear.